Can we just have every superhero react like that?

"A spider bite… gave me abs…?"

"Being put in a barrel of radioactive waste… gave me abs…?" 

"Watching my parents die…gave me abs?"

STAR LABS!!!!! Please say this means we get a Cyborg!

(via star-spangled-raccoon)




it looks like a judgmental shoelace. 

"hiiiissssssssssssssssssssssss shirt looks stupid"

Vine Snake by Raj Dhage-Wai [500px]


DEADPOOL - “Oh, F***K Me” (High Quality) - Here’s that test footage that has been popping up all over since it leaked at comic-con, featuring Ryan Reynolds as The Merc With The Mouth - in crisp, clear video! Looks so much better! Watch now before it gets taken down.

(via easyminds)

Q: Do you help the boners? Or do you—?
A: Full service. 

(via joshpeck)


Apple Tree, Part 6
(Parts 1, 2, 3, 4, and 5)

You’ve seen in video how tricky roly poly tiny not-quite-apples are. Now you can see in gifs, too!

Original, better-quality gifs here, here, and here.

(P.S. Did you know that Tumblr recently upped its gif size limit to 1.75 MB? Hallelujah!!)

(via thefrogman)